Friday, January 14, 2005

An important hygiene tip for non-confessional poets

It is important to rinse your navel each time you shower. It's amazing how quickly soap residue will collect there, especially if you use that pure glycerin stuff from the Big Carrot. In order to rise properly, you may have to bend slightly, or, if you're lucky enough to have a "telephone" showerhead, you can direct the spray as needed. Just standing there will not cut it.

This is not a metaphor. I mean it straight up.


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